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    America fights back against masturbation

    America fights back against masturbation

    President Bush is proud to introduce an ambitious new phase in the fight to preserve all that is decent in America. Conceived and championed by the revered Republican think tank Americans for Purity, "Operation Infinite Purity" is dedicated to the complete eradication of masturbation from American soil by the year 2005.

    So what do you think... should we all stop choking the chicken for a better tomorrow


    btw the entire http://www.whitehouse.org site is hilarious IMHO
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    Funny, but most likely not considered acceptable in AO's current climate as it could be considered offensive to some. I'd seriously consider deleting this one.
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    Neh.. I'll live

    and for the guy that neged me with this
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    Lika Vagina and Penis, Masturbation is a dictionary word with little to no added load.. IMHO

    And just a little FYI... 90% of all people masturbate and the other 10% are compulsive liars
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    live for the moment !!!! get yer choke on !

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    ok, if that happens im moving, lol im not goin more than 6 hours withour wankin it, thats shitty man how yuo gunna tell someone they have no right to nut, thats stupid, its gotta be a joke.......now that i think about it, it just gets more stupid by the second, most guys would be in prison the first hour they passed this.

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    how would hey ever be able to do this? seriously...thats the stupidest thing i've ever heard. how can you make pplstop masturabating? and how will this benefit the country?
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    Lol ...
    **** it 20 past 3 here i'm over due for my spanking the monkey .......................... LOL !!!!!
    Come on how do you expect to get ride of masturbation when it is supposed to be a totaly normal behavior ... according to the phds at least ...
    In all cases i'd rather have them use their hands like this then somewhere else more dangerous ...
    this is literally a ridiculous topic but in all cases ... no needs for pos or neg because it's a waiste of everyone's time ...
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    its not real, whitehouse.org is not the official whitehouse website, nor is whitehouse.com (porn) whitehouse.gov is the only official site. and even if the president really does dissagree with masterbation, I seriously doubt even HE is dumb enough to alienate THAT LARGE a group within a year of reelection. and if this is legit. to him i say "good luck"
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    THe jinxxx.....
    sorry but the original web site would be
    http://www.whitehouse.gov/
    as you'd notice it si dot GOV not dot ORG, it's a pretty kool trick. Sorry it's 5:40 am here and i'm kind of waisted .... but i taought i had to correct it .
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    that site is so fake... but funny nonetheless, w00t jinxy cat !

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