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    is this microsofts source code?

    i was out of boredom searching google for M$ hacks and found this http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/P.../micro010.html
    i thought it was pretty funny.......ok ill admit i got really excited for a second.
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    nice link mate .. i saw it , there are 3 kind of ms codes there , but i don't know it is works or not , i will try to run on it.
    by the way thanks mate.

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    Thats funny, sumtimes i seriously think Micro$oft actualy uses that code.
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    the code

    How can you not be sure that's the code they use, of course it is I'm amazed it doesnt have large lines of '//Bill is god, obey Bill' stuck in the middle of every line...
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    No! This is the code

    Hey Hatebreed(I love them!!!),

    I actually found another versoin of the M$ windows source code......
    Here it is......

    Source Code to Windows 98

    /* Source Code to Windows 98 -- Enjoy! */

    #include "win31.h"
    #include "win95.h"
    #include "evenmore.h"
    #include "oldstuff.h"
    #include "billrulz.h"
    #define INSTALL = HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
    void main()
    {
    while(!CRASHED)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation)
    {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }

    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_3.1();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_nothing_loop();
    }
    }

    if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
    if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
    else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

    while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }


    Hehe.... Hope you get a good laugh outta that one
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    Sorry Turmoil, your code's not quite all there yet. Here is a more complete version. It wouldn't be Microsoft code without a buffer overflow in it.

    void main(int argc, argv) {

    char licensenumber[20];
    strcpy(licencenumber, argv[1]);

    while(!CRASHED) {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();

    do_nothing_loop();
    if (first_time_installation) {
    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
    do_nothing_loop();
    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
    hang_system();
    }
    }
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    well guys I could'nt laugh a bit reading all that crap -- can we do some serious (if not big) stuff??
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