is this microsofts source code?

[hatebreed2000]

i was out of boredom searching google for M$ hacks and found this http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/P.../micro010.html
i thought it was pretty funny.......ok ill admit i got really excited for a second.

[shadow_dancer]

nice link mate .. i saw it , there are 3 kind of ms codes there , but i don't know it is works or not , i will try to run on it.
by the way thanks mate.

[tHeHeTeRiC]

Thats funny, sumtimes i seriously think Micro$oft actualy uses that code.

[mrcoffee12]

How can you not be sure that's the code they use, of course it is I'm amazed it doesnt have large lines of '//Bill is god, obey Bill' stuck in the middle of every line...

[Turmoil]

Hey Hatebreed(I love them!!!),

I actually found another versoin of the M$ windows source code......
Here it is......

Source Code to Windows 98

/* Source Code to Windows 98 -- Enjoy! */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}

write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
}

if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
}

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
}
create_general_protection_fault();
}


Hehe.... Hope you get a good laugh outta that one

[smirc]

Sorry Turmoil, your code's not quite all there yet. Here is a more complete version. It wouldn't be Microsoft code without a buffer overflow in it.

void main(int argc, argv) {

char licensenumber[20];
strcpy(licencenumber, argv[1]);

while(!CRASHED) {
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();

do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation) {
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
hang_system();
}
}

[BaseENgine]

well guys I could'nt laugh a bit reading all that crap -- can we do some serious (if not big) stuff??