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    Welcome....Hit this door bell..lol..lol

    Hey everyone, I hope u like this 2, i will post more in about 2 days. Bye...
    P.S. Am sorry if there not so funny.


    It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.

    Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leave early today."

    Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

    Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

    Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

    Johnny is MAD that Susie answered the question first.

    Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

    Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

    Johnny is even madder than before.

    Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

    Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

    Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

    Johnny is BOILING mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

    When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

    The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?!?!"



    Real Funny store signs.

    1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."
    2.Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
    3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman , and the 2nd one just left."
    4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay!"
    5.At the electric company: "We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't you will be."
    6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."
    7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
    8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."
    9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
    10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.

    First you listen, then you do, finally you teach.
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    ROFL.... Like the first one a lot. The others were funny to. Good post.

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    Very funny.
    - Runner -

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    I think I've liked every little johnie joke I've ever heard.
    Every now and then, one of you won't annoy me.

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    Haa haa. . . Love the little Johnny joke!
    Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
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