April 3rd, 2003, 07:21 AM
Tickle Me Elmo
This was an email I received from my grandma.....I thought it was funny enough to pass along.
A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo
factory, to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at
the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman
comes in and starts ranting
about this new employee. He says she's
incredibly slow, and the
whole line is backing up.
The foreman takes the personnel manager down
to the factory floor
to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's
are backed up all over the
place. At the end of the line is the new
employee. She has a roll of
the material used for the Elmo's and a big bag of
marbles. They both
watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles,
and starts sewing the little package between
The personnel manager starts laughing
hysterically. After several
minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over
to the woman and
says, "I'm sorry, I guess I didn't make myself
clear yesterday! .
Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
If you want to make God laugh....make plans.