April 15th, 2003, 02:00 PM
Favorite Simpsons Quote
another GENERAL post, but this has a little humour to it. i know its not security realted etc etc and so on and so forth, but i havent seen one piece of humor for ages. so, i wanted to know what everyones favorite simpsons quote is and why. i know that everyone has seen at least 10 simpsons episodes so i will start. and i want to know why it is your favorite quote.
I actually have two, both from Homer:
1) From the episode (Halloween Special) where the Y2K bug strikes the world because homer didnt do something (as usual) and all electronic appliances go bazerk, and everyone is leaving earth. anyways, homer and bart get left behind (cause of their stupidness) and catch a different space ship. and it hurtles towards the sun. and homer says:
and i quote: "The Sun!! but thats the hottest place on earth"
i love that quote because it really shows how stupid homer can be sometimes...eh, who am i kidding...all the time.
2) This Quote i will always remember because it shows how homer can be so cruel to his fellow neighbours, particulary ned flanders. homer is making a float for some parade, and he steals all of ned flanders flowers. ned says "Homer, i can help but notice you took all my flowers", to which homer replies "Cant have a float without flowers", and i deffence ned says "but did you have to salt the earth so nothing would grow again??" and homer has a little laugh sorta half cruel half ammusing only to himself with a dragged out "yea, hehe"
anyways, thats all, im sure most of you know what quotes i am talking about.
Thankyou, you have all be wonderful tonight. now to prepare for the neggs (be gentle)
- Trying is the first step towards failure. the moral is never try.
- It\'s like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.
----Homer J Simpson----
April 15th, 2003, 02:26 PM
"The berries taste like burning..."
/Edit Thought of another
"They have the internet for computers now!?"
-Homer J. Simpson
That's Officer 11001001 to you...
Now you see me | Now you don't
"Relax, Bender; It was just a dream. There's no such thing as two." ~ Fry
sometimes my computer goes down on me
April 15th, 2003, 02:42 PM
Favourite Simpsons Quote... wow.. there are so many.
I'd have to go with the classic
"Excellent" - Mr. Burns.... because evil is great
and from the Halloween episode with the matter transporter.
"ewww.. you can be lisa's pet." - Bart.... because when we were all younger we wished we could give our little sisters pets with 2 asses
April 15th, 2003, 02:42 PM
April 15th, 2003, 04:36 PM
"Uh Oh, someone's stinky.....(sniff, sniff), oh it's me! - Barney Google, my hero...LOL
"It is a shame that stupidity is not painful" - Anton LaVey
April 15th, 2003, 04:49 PM
" I am the lizard queen!" -Lisa Simpson
" Can't talk, comming down" -Lisa Simpson
" Let him go dude, he knows what he's doing" -Auto
April 15th, 2003, 07:19 PM
i'll eat pizza,
i'll eat bagels,
i'll eat hotdogs with beer,
i'll eat eggplant
i'll even eat a baby deer
lalalalala who's a baby deer on the lawn.....
marge....you got a butt that won't quit...
they got these little pretzels down there that argggmm
and then mmfffgggrrhhhh...
5 DOLLARS?? GET OUTTA HERE!!!
"dad, are you licking toads?"
"i'm not not licking toads..."
U suk at teh intuhnet1!!1!1one
April 15th, 2003, 11:51 PM
Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer. --Homer Simpson
MMMMMMMMMM Forbidden Doughnut --Homer Simpson
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
April 16th, 2003, 12:09 AM
how about "DOH!"
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
April 16th, 2003, 03:23 AM
Could never think of my favorite, but here are a few...
Parole Board Officer: "No one who speaks German could be an evil man"
Homer: "Oh no you don't!" - When his autodialer starts to run away and he chases it down
Police Chief Wiggum: "...I'll just type that up on my invisible typewriter."
Marge: "You'll kill us all!!!" - Homer: "Or die trying!"