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May 8th, 2003, 12:40 AM
#1
HAHA Funny Away messages.
Hey everyone,
The away Messages
Knock knock...
Whose there?
No-one...
No-one who?
...No, seriously, no one is here...leave me a message.
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CAUTION: Thinking about me might actully make you miss me!
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If you are the cable company, I already sent the money.
If you are my family, please give me money.
If you are my employeer, you didn't pay me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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Personal Computer...$2000
Internet connection...$40 per month
AIM...Free
Away message from me...Priceless
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I'm not here right now...but in case of something important, press CTRL+ALT+DEL twice in a quick succession. That should activate my computer's alarm and get me to answer your IM's!
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I'm testing out my pillow right now...it's probably going to take awhile so leave a quiet message and I'll get back to you later with the results.
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I'm in the shower. I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit.
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I'm not here right now because I'm waiting for %n to get offline (%n is that person's sreen name)
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If u want more go Here to get a lot... have fun... and happy away messaging
Cya
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May 8th, 2003, 03:10 PM
#2
Who is more trustworthy then all of the gurus or Buddha’s?
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May 8th, 2003, 05:19 PM
#3
i like it... maybe one of the moderators could move it to tech humor?
anyway, funny... you made me laugh!
yeah, I\'m gonna need that by friday...
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May 8th, 2003, 11:04 PM
#4
Banned
Heh, you're funny.
Yep I stole Negative's line. Sue me
edit:
Somebody left me this message:
C'mon, you can do better than that...
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May 21st, 2003, 03:43 AM
#5
great post man .... i have all of them saved :-D
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May 21st, 2003, 04:03 AM
#6
Am glad you liked them, Here is another site with funny away messages http://www.imhut.com/aimawaymessages/index.php Enjoy!!!
Thankyou --d00dz AttackiN--
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