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    I have penned this in response to a series af stories written by gore. This is just all in fun and an attempt to peak his comedic wrting skills.

    Hi gore.

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    7:00 AM: I arrive early to work today and put my plan into action. He is back from vacation

    and my first day with him was just as I thought it would be. The Boss told me about all of

    the network problems we were having. I could picture most of it in my mind's eye as he told

    me the facts as he saw them. I told him that my honest asessment of the problems were

    inflicted by one of the system admins, he promptly informed me that they only have one admin

    with full privledges on this system, and that he has worked very hard to keep things running

    smoothly. I knew that this so-called admin was seemingly in control here and that I would

    have to work very hard to discredit him in his own "castle". My first prank for the day is

    to remap his keyboard, not a major change, but just enough to annoy him for a while. My hope

    is to cause him to leave his station to get a new keyboard from the storeroom. When he

    leaves I will put his keyboard settings back to normal and drop a mickey in his coffee,

    effectivly putting him into sleep mode.


    8:12 AM: As usual, he arrives late. COOL! He scowls at me as he sits in his cushy chair and

    sets his coffee flavored sugar on his desk. I smile and say, "good morning sir, the highway

    traffic must be terrible today" he spouts off a few choice explitives, and starts to log on

    to his station. He makes a couple of attempts, and looks at me with a look that could peel

    paint. I see this out of the corner of my eye and almost wet myself trying to contain my

    laughter. Just then the phone rings, I slowly start to reach for it, and just as I thought,

    he gets to it first. He mentions something about back-ups and slams the handset down with a

    force that should have pushed it through the desk. He then resumes his atempts at logging

    in, suddenly (and expectedly) he rips the keyboard out of its socket and throws it on the

    floor, keys fly all over the room. I look at him and say, "I hate it when those stupid cheap

    keyboards fail". He looks back at me with that same paint-peeling stare and stomps out of

    the room right on cue. Quickly, I log into his account and reset his keyboard settings, and

    doctor his coffee.


    8:32 AM: He returns to his desk and installs his new keyboard, grabs his coffee and downs it

    in one big gulp, no wonder he is so hyper. I continue to complete the list of useless tasks

    he has asigned me to work on while he falls into a deep slumber. I place a dog-eared copy of

    Porn King Illistrated in his hands, opened to a page titled: How to be a Bastard System

    Admin and Make the Boss Look Like an Idiot in 50 easy steps, and put his feet up on the desk

    posing him in a comfortable posistion. I then call the boss and tell him that I think my

    supervisor is sick or something, and that he really needs to get in here quick! I wonder how

    he is going to explain all of this.... Mwuuhahahaha!!


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    I hope this made everyone laugh a bit.

    aeallison
    I have a question; are you the bug, or the windshield?

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    lol good one man, having my sence of humor is hard to come by...mainly because most people with my sence of humor get locked up or put away but i like it, lol i wish someone would sedate MY coffee lol good post dude and good to see you back.

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    That did make me laugh. Good post aeallison.

    I have to agree with you gore, a good sense of humor is hard to come by. Good thing everyone in my family has one/lol.

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    I can't wait to see gore's next installment of his story... So I can write part 2 of this one in reply.
    I have a question; are you the bug, or the windshield?

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    are you showing me your ass?????????????

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    Nawww... That 'aint me... Thats your new assistant...
    I have a question; are you the bug, or the windshield?

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    awesome, will have to send this to the system admin ;-)
    Curtis

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