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    Question Important Questioins

    How come wrong numbers are never busy?

    Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up
    over"?

    Does that screwdriver belong to Philip?

    Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

    Does killing time damage eternity?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

    Why is the third hand on the watch called a second
    hand?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
    dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

    Are part-time bandleaders semi-conductors?

    Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

    Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and
    where do they keep it?

    Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

    Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

    Do pilots take crash-courses?

    Do you think that when they asked George Washington for
    ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
    situations?

    Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?

    How can there be self-help "groups"?

    How do you get off a non-stop flight?

    How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

    How many weeks are there in a light year?

    If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still
    hear his Walkman?

    If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her
    friends?

    If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet
    them?

    If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?

    If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the
    whales look the way they do?

    If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make
    fog horns out of?

    If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with
    sushi?

    If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking
    lots?

    If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

    Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a
    picture of a running child?

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    Lmao. there were some good ones in there. If you come across anymore besure to post them. IU can think of atleast one :

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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    Why is it that your feet smell and your nose runs?
    Quitmzilla is a firefox extension that gives you stats on how long you have quit smoking, how much money you\'ve saved, how much you haven\'t smoked and recent milestones. Very helpful for people who quit smoking and used to smoke at their computers... Helps out with the urges.

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    HAH!!!!! good one phishphreak

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    very nice... but to be serious for a mo (sorry guys) the answer to the question
    How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
    is... you don't. The mathematical concept of zero didn't exist in Roman culture! Obviously the concept of nothing existed but not zero...

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    Just because im a smart ass:

    How come wrong numbers are never busy? Because if it was the right one youd be talking to them.


    Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? obviously


    Why is it that night falls but day breaks? because the sunlight breaks through the darkness.

    Why is the third hand on the watch called a second
    hand? because its not a minute hand maybe?



    Do pilots take crash-courses? only if there flying with Windows open



    Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical
    situations? isnt that russia?

    Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? have you ever seen a snail send snail mail?



    How do you get off a non-stop flight? thats why they give you a floating device.




    If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet
    them? i can think of something with no fir that i like to pet ALOT





    If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking
    lots? so you have somewhere to pee and puke before you get in and have a friend drive you home.



    Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a
    picture of a running child? the sign isnt actually moving and its only a stick figure.

    now for mine.

    if you cut the wings of off a fly would it be a walk?

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    I just wanted to drop a message to whoever left me the AP assignment that I attached.
    I know that you'll never reply to the "contact user blah blah blah".... and you'll most likely never reply to this either.

    Don't get me wrong... I could care less that I got negged... it happens all the time....

    If you have a problem with me... PM me, we can work it out. I wasn't aware that I had "enemies" on this site... I am a very reasonable person and have had no problems getting along with anyone. Both online and IRL.

    Though... I was very intrigued by your choice of words... your parents must have spent a fortune on your college education.

    Seems that whoever it is likes to leave messages like the one attached. I've been getting plenty of them lately... and I've got no idea what I did. Except beat up on a noob asking inapropriate ?s like everyone else does.

    Again, I'm not bitching bout the negs... I could care less. I actually like the feedback... be it positive or negative. I just want to find out what this persons problem is with me. Thats why I marked it as hidden, so people don't get the wrong idea.
    Quitmzilla is a firefox extension that gives you stats on how long you have quit smoking, how much money you\'ve saved, how much you haven\'t smoked and recent milestones. Very helpful for people who quit smoking and used to smoke at their computers... Helps out with the urges.

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    Lmfao thats awsome. I think that should go w/ my how to terroize a telemarketer. Those would be some great questions so ask a telemarketer. Great post. Keep up the good work o_0

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    Hey,

    How come wrong numbers are never busy?
    Very ture. Great post, very funny stuff there keep UP the good work. Rofl funny (still thinking about it).
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