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    Why It is Ok to Drink at Work


    1. It's an incentive to show up.
    2. It reduces stress.
    3. It leads to more honest communications.
    4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
    5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
    6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
    7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
    8. It encourages carpooling.
    9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.
    10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
    11. It makes fellow employees look better.
    12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
    13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.
    14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
    15. Suddenly, farting during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
    16. No one will remember your strip act at the Christmas Party.

    Thanks to all those AO users out there at appreciate a laugh as much as i do sometimes. Well thanks to all those that like the post. And ill most more when i can think about more funny ****. Later guys

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    Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Sounds like where i work already
    [pong][gloworange]665[/gloworange] Next door to the [glowpurple]devil[/glowpurple][/pong]

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    Yai me too man. Sometimes too many ppl drink and dont get anything accomplished. -Twisted-

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    Senior Member
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    May 2003
    Sounds like a plan to me!

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    Sounds like how the Navy used to be
    Function before style (Captain Crunch didnt go wrong this way)

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    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    lol y the h3ll not!!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    May 2003
    That was a good one Twisted. Too bad you got banned you had some good jokes and post ect. ect.

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