May 16th, 2003, 05:31 AM
On Line too long when
You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask them for their GIF.
Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep instead of talking.
When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"
Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.
Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
You type faster than you think.
You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
You double click your TV remote.
Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.
You named your 3 children "LOL", "ROFL", and "HEHEHE".
When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.
You introduce your wife as "my firstname.lastname@example.org" and refer to your children as "client applications".
At social functions you introduce your husband as "my domain server".
When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page..
When after fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialling an IP number...
and please dont post " i have already seen these" somebody hasn't
May 16th, 2003, 08:43 PM
all still funny. Needed that just before i go home.
I have plent of thought and talent. I just don\'t give a damn
May 19th, 2003, 04:22 AM
Lmfao those are great. Did you think of those by urself. Lmao still laughin over the
"When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address."
May 19th, 2003, 04:30 AM
I think your giving the meaning of me "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!" There like Wtf. rofl. Thankyou of the laughs
Cya --d00dz AtTaCkiN~
May 19th, 2003, 05:57 AM
ppl hav 2 much time on hands if thay watchn "TV"??