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    THE SEX LIFE OF THE ELECTRON

    by D.C. Current


    One night when his charge was pretty high, Micro-Farad decided
    to seek a cute little coil to let him discharge.

    He picked up Millie-Amp and took her for a ride on his Megacycle.
    They rode across the Wheatstone Bridge, around the sine waves and
    stopped in the magnetic field by a flowing current.

    Micro-Farad, attracted by Millie-Amps characteristic curves, soon
    had her fully charged and excited her resistance to a minimum. He laid
    her on the ground potential, raised her frequency and lowered her
    reluctance.

    He pulled out his high voltage probe and inserted it in her socket
    connecting them in parallel, and began short circuiting her resistance
    shunt. Fully excited, Millie-Amp mumbled, "OHM - OHM - OHM - OHM".

    With his tube operating at a maximum and her field vibrating with
    his current flow, he caused her shunt to overheat and Micro-Farad was
    rapidly discharged and drained of every electron.

    They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets,
    until his magnet had a soft core and lost all of it's field strength.

    Afterwards, Millie-Amp tried self induction and damaged her
    solenoids. With his battery fully discharged, Micro-Farad was unable
    to excite his field, so they spent the rest of the night reversing
    polarity and blowing each other's fuses.
    \"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing\"

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    Very creative, i liked it.

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    Hahahhahahhahhahaha, I'm definitley going to have to share this one with my Chemestry class. Coincidentally we are learning about all of that stuff right now.
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    Lol... that was worth a laugh

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! my high-school physics teacher would have loved that one
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    Welcome thirstybrain,
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    Great post haha FUNNY!!! Well keep it up. Welcome again
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    Keep up the good postes thirstybrain.
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