Why a beer is better than a man
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    Why a beer is better than a man

    1. You can have more then one beer at a time
    2. You can get the size beer you want even a long neck
    3. A beer won't give you whisker burns
    4. You can suck a beer all night long if you want
    5. A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good
    6. You don't have to finish a beer in 1 minute you can take as long as you want
    7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while you run around
    8. A beer satisfies you EVERY TIME
    9. A beer is always there when you want it
    10 If you pour a beer correctly you can have as big of a head as you want
    11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat
    12. Even after you pop your beers top you can still have a long stiff one
    13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask is there another beer
    14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour
    15. If you want to change beer you don't have to get a lawyer.


    If you like this joke give me some AO points. Lmao. Later, -Twisted-

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    If you like this joke give me some AO points. Lmao. Later, -Twisted-
    Honestly, i laughed more at this than i did the joke. Keep it up.

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    Hey well i guess u gotta get them somewhere huh. Well i do what i can. -Twisted-

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    You said it. Either way i got the laugh i was looking for.

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    Lmao its all good

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    Im a man equipped with beer!! Fear me men, ill steal your women!

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    # 16...The beer doesnt' care who has the remote control.
    Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
    Clare Boothe Luce

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