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May 17th, 2003, 07:38 PM
#1
Why a beer is better than a man
1. You can have more then one beer at a time
2. You can get the size beer you want even a long neck
3. A beer won't give you whisker burns
4. You can suck a beer all night long if you want
5. A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good
6. You don't have to finish a beer in 1 minute you can take as long as you want
7. A beer doesn't expect you to be true while you run around
8. A beer satisfies you EVERY TIME
9. A beer is always there when you want it
10 If you pour a beer correctly you can have as big of a head as you want
11. It takes a long time for a beer to go flat
12. Even after you pop your beers top you can still have a long stiff one
13. Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask is there another beer
14. You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour
15. If you want to change beer you don't have to get a lawyer.
If you like this joke give me some AO points. Lmao. Later, -Twisted-
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May 17th, 2003, 08:23 PM
#2
If you like this joke give me some AO points. Lmao. Later, -Twisted-
Honestly, i laughed more at this than i did the joke. Keep it up.
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May 18th, 2003, 03:55 AM
#3
Hey well i guess u gotta get them somewhere huh. Well i do what i can. -Twisted-
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May 18th, 2003, 04:28 AM
#4
You said it. Either way i got the laugh i was looking for.
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May 18th, 2003, 06:33 AM
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May 18th, 2003, 07:27 PM
#6
Im a man equipped with beer!! Fear me men, ill steal your women!
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May 18th, 2003, 08:25 PM
#7
# 16...The beer doesnt' care who has the remote control.
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
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