3 pieces of string walk into a bar. they sit down and the first one says hey bartender get me a beer. he goes your a string ain't ya. he goes ya. I don't serve strings here get out. the 2nd one says bartender get me a beer. the bartender says your a string ain't ya and the string says ya. the bartender says I don't serve strings here get out. the 3rd piece of string saw this so he goes to the bathroom. He ties himself into a big not. He frays the top of his head. he goes back and tells the bartender to get him a beer. the bartender says your a string arn't ya. he says no I am a frayed not.