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    Redneck Etiquette

    Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

    When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

    Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

    When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

    Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

    Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

    Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession

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    grow up

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    grow up
    It may not have been all that funny, but this is the humor forum.

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    eh. . . .it was ok
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    I agree with techtech it was ok.

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