Lol....Rofl>>:)

[d00dz Attackin]

Hey Everyone, How are all of you doing today!!!
I was just going to throw in a few jokes and funny web sites, That I think you will like .
Well Enjoy!!!! And I don"t mean to offend no one!!
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Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality:

"Dave, you're a vet..."
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A secretary goes into her boss' office and asks, "May I use your dictaphone?"

He replies, "No. Use your finger like everyone else."
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As a pre-med student at Washington University in St. Louis, I had to take a difficult class in physics. One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.

A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.

"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
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Q: What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?

A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00. (EWWWW...Rofl)
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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised -- and flattered -- the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"
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Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf."

Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?"
Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day."

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'
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What not to say to your wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown.

Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"
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Here are a few sites!!!

http://www.ahajokes.com/
http://www.workjoke.com/projoke.htm (Very funny)
http://www.kidsjokes.co.uk/ (for the kids)

Well thats it..... Thankyou
Cya --d00dz AttackiN

[MemorY]

hhahahhahahha .....i needed that before going to sleep man ... my girlfriend is blonde im gonna tell her the

Q:What do a blonde and a taxi have in common?
A: Everyone's been in and out for $2.00.

but i dont think shes gonna like it ..:-D

[schoolsucks]

hahahahahahahahahaha, those are soooooooo funny, keep up the funny stuff.

[xXSilentEvilXx]

Everyone's been in and out for $2.00

*ROFL* that a very good joke doodz attackin. I couldnt of come up w/ a better one myself :d

[d00dz Attackin]

Thankyou, Thankyou . Yea I thought that was funny myself....>thanx
Cya --d00dz Attackin

[bludgeon]

Fer 250.00 they could've atleast ironed it. . .that's great.

[tealbambino]

Cheers for that, made then end of a raining Friday bareable. :-)