to make up for CountZero's post that wasn't funny at all let's have some really a man walks into a bar jokes, we all know some. I'll start with a classic.

A man wlaks into a bar . . . that must of hurt his head.

A mushroom walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bar tender says, "sorry i don't serve mushrooms" and the mushroom responds, "ah, come on, I'm a fun-gi"