May 24th, 2003, 06:53 AM
The master of jokes...lol...rofl..
I just wanted to make you guys laugh and enjoy your day. I know I know the title (Gore AM taking over <In a Million years ha>)lol!!!!
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."
"You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."
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Have fun, And enjoy
Cya _d00dz AtTaCkiN_
May 24th, 2003, 10:08 AM
"The master of jokes"
you didnt post about me.
May 24th, 2003, 02:07 PM
Just thought I would add another..Why do they not hang men with moustaches??..Because ropes are much cheaper.What was the gnat referred to who lived near the elephant's arse??Gone with the wind.
Practise what you preach.
May 24th, 2003, 06:56 PM
May 24th, 2003, 10:29 PM
hey doodz and all you other tech humor wanna be's try posting something original. I mean seriously. Ive only head that joke like 100000000 times. jeez. it wasnt even that funny the first time i heard it. next thing you know we'll start hereing knock knock jokes that takes5 posts to get the goddamned punch line
May 26th, 2003, 05:00 AM
Yea your right ZomBieMann77 very old joke, and not very funny but the link is funny.
I will stop posting jokes not made by me.
Mybe I can join "Bastard SysAdmin from Michigan." What do you say Gore?? But I don't think am very very funny (like Gore and everyone else in "Bastard SysAdmin from Michigan") but I will try my hardest...........
Cya ~D00dZ AttackiN~