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    The master of jokes...lol...rofl..

    I just wanted to make you guys laugh and enjoy your day. I know I know the title (Gore AM taking over <In a Million years ha>)lol!!!!

    Joke

    A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

    Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    "I'm the world's greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

    "I'm the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

    At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

    "You don't have to stay here! The world's smartest man jumped out of the plane with my backpack."


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    "The master of jokes"

    you didnt post about me.

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    Just thought I would add another..Why do they not hang men with moustaches??..Because ropes are much cheaper.What was the gnat referred to who lived near the elephant's arse??Gone with the wind.
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    LOL

    Pretty Link

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    hey doodz and all you other tech humor wanna be's try posting something original. I mean seriously. Ive only head that joke like 100000000 times. jeez. it wasnt even that funny the first time i heard it. next thing you know we'll start hereing knock knock jokes that takes5 posts to get the goddamned punch line

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    Yea your right ZomBieMann77 very old joke, and not very funny but the link is funny.

    I will stop posting jokes not made by me.

    Mybe I can join "Bastard SysAdmin from Michigan." What do you say Gore?? But I don't think am very very funny (like Gore and everyone else in "Bastard SysAdmin from Michigan") but I will try my hardest...........

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