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    Signature Quotes

    Just some quotes for new user they can use as their Signature ..


    FUNNY QUOTES

    *~Just when I nearly got the answer, I forgot the question!~*

    *~Two words guys hate,don't and stop......unless you put them together.~*

    *~I love every bone in my body, especially yours!~*

    *~You've been a bad boy, go to my room!~*

    *~Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you need me to walk by
    again?~*

    *~I know milk does a body good......but DAMN, how much did you
    drink?~*

    *~America stands for freedom......but if you think you're free, try walking
    into a deli and pissing on the cheese.~*

    *~Friends will bail you out of jail. True friends will be in there with you
    saying, "Damn that was fun!"~*

    *~Guys are like blizzards- you never know how much you'll get, when
    they're gonna come, or how long they'll last.~*

    *~Good things come in small packages.~*

    *~A crowded elevator smells different to a midgit.~*

    *~If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why not get wasted
    and have the time of your life?~*

    *~Life is a blast, it's just moving really fast. You better stay on top, or life
    will kick you in the ass.~*


    LIFE QUOTES

    *~Live life to the fullest today, for yesterday is gone and tomorrow may
    never come.~*

    *~You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.~*

    *~Don't harsh anyone for the way that they act or the things they do, cuz
    you never know what they have to put up with or the **** they go
    through.~*

    *~You can think of how far you still have to go, or you can think of how far
    you've already gone.~*

    *~Choose faith instead of fear.~*

    *~Learn to dwell on the good and not the bad.~*

    *~Life is money, but what's money without life?~*

    *~If you have a positive mind, you'll have a positive life.~*

    *~Wouldn't you rather do the things that you never want to do, than to not
    be alive to do them at all?~*

    *~Don't waste your life away on regret, cuz what's done is done,you can't
    change the things that have already happened....so just move on.~*

    *~Always know EVERYTHING can be fixed one way or another, nothing
    is that bad.~*

    *~Do whatever you want, don't listen to what everyone else tells you to
    do. It's your life, make your own decisions.~*

    *~Never take for granted the things you have.~*

    *~Reach for the stars cuz something special might come down.~*

    *~If you always insist on following the crowd, and doing what other
    people tell you to do, then you're missing out on life. BE ORIGINAL!!
    That's the only way you'll ever have any fun.~*

    *~Don't live up to other people's standards, cuz I'm sure if they were in
    your position, they wouldn't want to live up to yours!!~*

    *~Live a little, take chances, act stupid, have fun. You'll never have
    another chance.~*

    *~Don't worry about what other people think of you, if they don't like you
    for who you are, then they aren't worth the time of day anyway.~*

    *~I'm not one to learn to be the same.~*

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    you forgot my favorite one: "I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?"
    -the hour has begun, your eyes are now opened-

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    Memory, nice list. Here are my favorites:
    "Beautiful is only skin deep, ugly is to the bone."
    "A chain is only as strong as the weakest link."
    Holla
    \"Great spirits always encounter strong opposition from mediocre minds.\"
    Albert Einstein

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    I know instronics used to have a real funny :

    "Man with itchy butt has smelly fingers" , I find em hilarious.

    And my life quote signature used to be :

    "The mistakes of the past, are the advantages of the future"

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    Dont forget my all time favorite : Beauty is only a light switch away.

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