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Thread: Jokes takin seriously

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    May 2003

    Jokes takin seriously

    I know I am just some new guy here on this site. And I know most people hate me already because of my jokes. I'm not racist. I just like to tell jokes. When I go to the joke column I don't take everything serioiusly. It is very very hard to say a joke that doesn't offend anyone. People say blonde jokes all the time and that is ok. Arn't they people to. But I say something about black people and you all go crazy.. It was just a joke! I realize after saying all this I will probly get band. I was just wondering why everyone takes jokes so seriously. Can't you guys just loosin up a bit. I would also like to say I am sorry if I affended anyone. I was just telling a joke.

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    Senior Member gore's Avatar
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    Oct 2002
    You mean you were only joking????? Well **** man! Welcome to Anti Online!!!!!

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    Doc d00dz Attackin's Avatar
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    Well welcome Perry, I hope you say with us . I don't take jokes serioiusly. So tell us some more, Can't wait to see u post .

    Well, Cya.
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    ya when I say jokes I am only jokin. I'm not racist at all. I don't discriminate against anyone. I will try not to say anymore bad jokes though. I felt bad to of offended anyone. well talk to ya guys later.

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