May 28th, 2003, 09:42 AM
Potentiality & Reality
Youngest Son: Daddy, what is the difference between
"potentially" and " in reality"?
Dad: "I will demonstrate"
Dad turns to Wife and asks her: Would you sleep
with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?
Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!
Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter: Wow! Yes! This is my fantasy!
Dad next turns to his elder son and asks him: Would
you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?
Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do
with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!
So Dad then turns back to his younger son saying:
You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3
million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 Bitches and a Gay!
A laptop, internet connection and beer.
May 29th, 2003, 12:54 AM
.......... That is very funny, You made me laugh. Great Joke.
May 29th, 2003, 08:55 PM
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
May 29th, 2003, 09:02 PM
I've heard it before.. it's definately a good joke.. However when I heard it. it was 2 sluts and a fag.