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    Wink California joke

    Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.

    Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

    God signed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

    God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said, "What's that one?"

    "Ah," said God. "That's California the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills, and forests. The people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be
    extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!!!"

    God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento."
    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    too bad those idiots from sacramento out bred all those smart ppl.
    Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night.
    Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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