May 29th, 2003, 05:03 AM
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him
I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed.
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says I am willing to bet you all the money you have in you wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.
The rich man laughs again and says Ok how about my daughters name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller.
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Think about for a little bit
This song can be sung with anyone's name in it.
I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
May 29th, 2003, 01:35 PM
nice joke. that was pretty funny.
May 31st, 2003, 07:32 PM
Yeah i guess that song would work----cute joke
May 31st, 2003, 09:45 PM
\"Great spirits always encounter strong opposition from mediocre minds.\"
June 3rd, 2003, 04:15 AM
That was a funny joke great job
June 3rd, 2003, 12:49 PM
hmmm I wonder if I could make some easy money that way??
June 3rd, 2003, 11:56 PM
I was thinking the samething