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  1. #1
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    Why did the chicken

    not a tech joke but yet another chicken !


    > >Why did the chicken cross the road?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >SAEED AL SAHAF - (Iraqi Head of Information)
    > >
    > >The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
    We
    do
    > >not even have a chicken.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >GEORGE W BUSH
    > >
    > >We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know
    if
    the
    > >chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for
    us
    or
    > >against us. There is no middle ground
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >COLIN POWELL
    > >
    > >Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite
    image
    of
    > >the chicken crossing the road.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >TONY BLAIR
    > >
    > >I agree with George.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >HANS BLIX
    > >
    > >We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet
    been
    > >allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >DR SEUSS
    > >
    > >Did the chicken cross the road?
    > >
    > >Did he cross it with a toad?
    > >
    > >Yes, the chicken crossed the road.
    > >
    > >But why it crossed I've not been told.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
    > >
    > >I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
    without
    > >having their motives called into question.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >GRANDPA
    > >
    > >In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
    told
    > >us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >RIKKI LAKE
    > >
    > >Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to
    the
    > >chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it
    > >experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish
    its
    dream
    > >of crossing the road.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >JOHN LENNON
    > >
    > >Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in
    peace.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >ARISTOTLE
    > >
    > >It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >KARL MARX
    > >
    > >It was an historic inevitability.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >RONALD REAGAN
    > >
    > >What chicken?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >SIGMUND FREUD
    > >
    > >The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
    road
    > >reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >BILL GATES
    > >
    > >eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
    > >important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet
    explorer
    is
    > >an integral part of eChicken.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >ALBERT EINSTEIN
    > >
    > >Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
    the
    > >chicken?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >BILL CLINTON
    > >
    > >What is your definition of chicken?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >THE BIBLE
    > >
    > >And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU
    SHALT
    > >CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken dids't cross the road, and there
    was
    rejoicing.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >COLONEL SANDERS
    > >
    > >Did I miss one?
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >HOMER SIMPSON
    > >
    > >Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n!

  2. #2
    Dead Man Walking
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    wow that would be great if you would have refered to your source. This is pretty much word for word www.chickenjoke.com wich by the way has allready been posted in the humor forum.

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    not bad

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