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June 3rd, 2003, 08:11 PM
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 The Story of My Life
... The Story of My Life ...
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
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.... I am now older and wiser,
and I'm looking for a girl with big ****. 
Author - Unkown
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
- Samuel Johnson
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June 5th, 2003, 03:15 AM
#2
ggg thanks were not all bad u know *wink wink* :P
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June 5th, 2003, 04:15 AM
#3
I am now older and wiser,
and I'm looking for a girl with big ****
ROFL....... I never saw that coming lol that was great!!!!
Was this really your life story???
Cya --DzA--
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June 5th, 2003, 08:35 AM
#4
LOL....hahahahahahahahahahahaha
guru@linux:~> who I grep -i blonde I talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep;
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June 6th, 2003, 05:44 AM
#5
Originally posted here by Nightfalls_Girl
ggg thanks were not all bad u know *wink wink* :P
and yet....some of us are....
LOL...Just kidding, I wanna be a sugar momma to a cabana boy in a loin cloth who only knows how to say "C Senorita!" 
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
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June 7th, 2003, 03:25 PM
#6
I want a girl that has a love for the Misfits and punk rock and loves horror and gore movies and doesnt mind my little thingy for blood.
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June 7th, 2003, 06:47 PM
#7
Junior Member
good one. alot of us say we're not like that, but I've seen plenty that fit those lame excuses of womanhood.
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June 7th, 2003, 07:15 PM
#8
[quote]......................................
.... I am now older and wiser,
and I'm looking for a girl with big ****. [/qoute]
hahahhahahahahhahahah .... damnnn ..... ROFL...that was unexpectable...
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June 10th, 2003, 01:05 PM
#9
I am now older and wiser,
and I'm looking for a girl with big ****.
Heh, yeah but when you get even older, you might realize the boobies start droppin' and what you really want is a smaller chested 'perkier' woman!! Godd joke!
Every now and then, one of you won't annoy me.
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