Two quick dirty cheap Jokes
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  1. #1
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    Two quick dirty cheap Jokes

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    A computer addict was drowning ....... but no one came to help him...........why????


    becoz he was crying F1 F1 F1

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    a programmer was found dead in his bathroom..............nobody knew hows and whys of his death..........a detective was called in.................he presented his report after about an hour and report said........
    "he might have tried to shampoo his hair.........and he read the instruction"


    instruction.........

    wet your hair.......pour two drops on your hand and apply...repeat

    LOL
    guru@linux:~> who I grep -i blonde I talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep;

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    well i guess u named it correctly atleast :P

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    quick, add more dots, i think its working................................................

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    The first was ok .........(dramatic pause)............... the second not so much
    Not all those who wander are lost.

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    No way, I dig the second one, funny, funny, stuck in the eternal loop. . .
    Every now and then, one of you won't annoy me.

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