June 5th, 2003, 10:43 PM
which would you choose?
Sorry for the caps i didn't have time to rewrite it so i just copy and paste.
WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
>CAKE OR BED?????
>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
>HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
>FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO.
>THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
>TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO
>FINE, SHE SAYS
>THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
>I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>WANT TO FIX STEPS.
>HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO.
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>COUPLE OF HOURS.
>HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>TO GO HOME.
>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
>THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
>AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>WHAT WAS WRONG,
>AND I TOLD HIM.
>HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>GO TO BED WITH HIM
>OR BAKE A CAKE.
>SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>ON MY FOREHEAD?
>I DON'T THINK SO!
I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
June 5th, 2003, 11:33 PM
that was a good joke. I'll have too remember that one.
June 6th, 2003, 06:48 AM
Haa haa. . .I'll definetly have to remember that one for later. . . thank you for the giggles!
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, "She doesn't have what it takes"; They will say, "Women don't have what it takes".
Clare Boothe Luce
June 6th, 2003, 09:01 AM
I like that, hehehe, did u get that from a websight?? if so what one??
June 6th, 2003, 10:19 AM
good joke...........wife was quite smart
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