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    which would you choose?

    Sorry for the caps i didn't have time to rewrite it so i just copy and paste.




    WHICH WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
    >CAKE OR BED?????
    >
    >A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
    >FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
    >
    >HONEY,
    >COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
    >IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
    >
    >HE LOOK AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
    >FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
    >DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    >GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    >I DON'T THINK SO.
    >FINE,
    >THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
    >WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    >IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT.
    >
    >TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
    >FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    >DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
    >WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    >I DON'T THINK SO
    >
    >FINE, SHE SAYS
    >THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
    >TO THE FRONT DOOR?
    >THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
    >
    >I'M NOT A DAMM CARPENTER AND I DON'T
    >WANT TO FIX STEPS.
    >HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    >ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    >I DON'T THINK SO.
    >
    >I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
    >I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
    >
    >SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
    >COUPLE OF HOURS.
    >
    >HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
    >HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
    >TO GO HOME.
    >
    >AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
    >THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
    >
    >AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
    >HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
    >
    >AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
    >THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
    >
    >HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
    >
    >SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
    >OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
    >
    >JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
    >WHAT WAS WRONG,
    >AND I TOLD HIM.
    >
    >HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
    >ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
    >GO TO BED WITH HIM
    >OR BAKE A CAKE.
    >
    >HE SAID,
    >SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
    >
    >SHE REPLIED,
    >HELLOOOOO....
    >DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
    >ON MY FOREHEAD?
    >I DON'T THINK SO!
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    that was a good joke. I'll have too remember that one.
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    Haa haa. . .I'll definetly have to remember that one for later. . . thank you for the giggles!
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    I like that, hehehe, did u get that from a websight?? if so what one??

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    good joke...........wife was quite smart
    guru@linux:~> who I grep -i blonde I talk; cd ~; wine; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep;

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