June 11th, 2003, 04:33 PM
This is only joke
Keep your eyes peeled.
If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY.
Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will
also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It
reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your
VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you
attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900
numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL
CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are
expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your
Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa
card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way
that is only fun until someone loses an eye.
It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs
to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the
"Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in
front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest
Send to everyone .....
In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.
June 12th, 2003, 09:59 AM
theres actually a vocal versino of this too sung by a group / artist called Laika, its just called bad times, this is it but its sung instead of text
June 12th, 2003, 10:24 AM
all the thing the virus does ... sounds like what your best friend would do... not a bad joke