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    AO's Fluffy Bunny cdkj's Avatar
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    Feb 2003

    Virus alert!

    This is only joke

    Virus alert!

    Keep your eyes peeled.

    If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY.

    Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

    It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will

    also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

    It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It

    reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your

    VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you

    attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900

    numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL


    It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU


    It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are

    expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your

    Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend

    behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa

    card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way

    that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

    It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs

    to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which

    grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the

    "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will

    leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in

    dangerously close to a full bathtub.

    It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and

    pillows, It will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

    ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******

    And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart

    so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in

    front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest


    Send to everyone .....

    In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    Senior Member
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    Aug 2001
    theres actually a vocal versino of this too sung by a group / artist called Laika, its just called bad times, this is it but its sung instead of text

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2003
    all the thing the virus does ... sounds like what your best friend would do... not a bad joke

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