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    AO's Fluffy Bunny cdkj's Avatar
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    A Man, His Wife, and the Cop


    A Man, His Wife, and the Cop

    A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car.
    The man says, "What's the problem officer?"

    Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.

    Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60.

    Wife: Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80! [The man gives wife dirty look.]

    Officer: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

    Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

    Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks! [The man gives his wife another a dirty look.]

    Officer: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

    Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

    Wife: Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt!

    The Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut up?!"

    The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, Does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"

    Wife says, "No officer, Only when he's drunk."
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    hahahahha ...poor man... has to work 2 months to pay off his tickets...

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    lmao that sucks!!! Great joke.
    Keep them coming .

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    Lol, thats pretty funny. Harsh wife though, I hope I don't ever meet her.

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    Senior Member gore's Avatar
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    If i wouldv actually pulled over, as soon as i had that ticket we wouldv been taking a change in route, after i was in another state that bitch would be walkin back.

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    I'm gonna kick her *** tonight if i were unlucky to be him
    Let\'s go to Paramount Great America !!!! LFC (LookingForChick)

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