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    1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

    2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

    3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

    4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

    5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought CarNT, but then you would have to buy more seats.

    6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would only run on five percent of the roads.

    7. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "General Protection Fault" warning light.

    8. New seats would force everyone to have the same sized butt.

    9. The airbag system would ask "are you sure" before deploying.

    10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

    12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

    13. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

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    You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.
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    Ive read this somehwere before. I cant exactly rembemer where but annoyances.org has some pretty similar stuff. Funny though, just next time site your source.

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    omg thats funny and so true
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    Originally posted here by ZomBieMann77
    Ive read this somehwere before. I cant exactly rembemer where but annoyances.org has some pretty similar stuff. Funny though, just next time site your source.


    You read it in a post by me about half a year ago lol. Anyway i dont remember if i quoted the source in mine or not.

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    Re: If Bill Gates Built Cars

    Originally posted here by James Hill

    11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Dept.

    12. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
    I feel like one of those guys who has nothing better to do but pick out the mistakes but isn't supposed to be Microsoft...not GM... ??

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