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    Just a few things to know in life...

    Greetings all,
    I found this little bit of literature and wanted to share it with you people because I found it to be quite unique and relevant to our own lives today.

    1.If you had an identity, in one word,the reason why the human race has not achieved ,and never will achieve is full potensial,that word would be:" meetings".
    2.There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
    3.People who want to share their religious views with you almost never wants you to share yours with them.
    4.You should not confuse your career with your life.
    5.Nobody cares if you can't dance well, just get up and dance.
    6.Never lick a steak knife.
    7.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
    8.The one thing that unites all human beings , regardless of age , gender,economic status,religion,ethnic background, is that deep down inside we ALL believe that we are above the average drivers.

    Yesterday is history.
    Tomorrow is a mystery?.
    Today is a gift:
    That is why it is called the present!

    Feel free to add your views and believes.
    cheers
    vanman
    Practise what you preach.

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    dont forget : DO NOT fry bacon with out a shirt on

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    Never try to teach a pig how to sing; it just wastes your time and pisses off the pig.

    Keep your pepper spray as far away from your breath freshener as possible.

    Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.
    - Samuel Johnson

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    The only honourable death is one that leaves a creator. Take that metaphorically if you wish, i'll get my TNT.

    plus good old Asimov: "Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right."
    and "The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but "That's funny..."
    Not all those who wander are lost.

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    Be careful of the toes you step on today....they may be connected to the a** you have to kiss tomorrow!
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    ZomBieMann77 dont forget : DO NOT fry bacon with out a shirt on
    And to fry bacon (making breakfast for a new lover) naked, can ruin younfor life. Well, the rest of the night anyway. (not to mention, the laughter, from your new friend, at your antics trying to get that damned grease off)
    \"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, Champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!\"
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    [Fnord]Have we forgotten the most important?

    "Never whistle while you piss."

    Oh and don’t see the Fnords or the Fnods wil eat you [/Fnord]
    Who is more trustworthy then all of the gurus or Buddha’s?

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    how about a serious one.

    DO read the NDA before you sign it - it may preclude your employment prospects for some time.
    Trappedagainbyperfectlogic.

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    Originally posted here by gold eagle
    how about a serious one.

    DO read the NDA before you sign it - it may preclude your employment prospects for some time.
    er most NDA's are illigal/unenforceable. They cannont remove your ability to earn a living...the yare basicly not worth the paper they arewritten on.

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    bballad, so you are also a legal expert, besides being an obvious authority in geopolitical affairs. Antionline is so fortunate to have an very senior individual such as you.
    Trappedagainbyperfectlogic.

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