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    AO's Fluffy Bunny cdkj's Avatar
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    Feb 2003

    Husband and wife

    I heard this one along time ago but in a little different way my daugther had email this one to me today enjoy!!!

    Husband and wife

    married man left work early one Friday afternoon.
    Instead of going home, he squandered the weekend and his
    paycheck partying with the boys, never calling his wife.
    When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he ran into
    a furious wife. After a couple of hours of yelling and
    screaming his wife asked, "How would you like it if you
    didn't see me for a couple of days?" He responded, "That
    would suit me just fine!"

    So, Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
    Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same result.
    By Thursday, the swelling went down enough so that he
    could see her a little... just out of the corner of his
    left eye.
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    Doc d00dz Attackin's Avatar
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    LOL He|| no!!! Great joke! Am just about to e-mail this to my G/F lol, Bad idea. Thankyou for the laugh.

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    Great post....although, I AM emailing this to the boyfriend as a funny reminder that taking off for the weekend with the boys without a call would definetly be a BAD thing. Haa Haa...great joke. Thank your daughter for the laugh.
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