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    I give credit to Hatebreed for finding this article cuz he posted the link on IRC. Since he is too cowardly to post it, I will.

    http://www.securitynewsportal.com/cg...one&id=63&op=t

    Fortunately, up to now no-one has managed to penetrate the Pope's site thanks to a highly efficient team of specialists charged with antivirus protection who have always managed to block hackers' emails," said Archbishop Claudio Celli
    I wonder what he surfs for...

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    Jack...lookie here ****er.....i didnt think this forum showed up on the front page, and its to good of a story to have it anyplace else, it deserves to be on the front page, and you could have said "hey Hatebreed, you goofy ****er, you could post it here".... but NNNnnOOoooo, you didnt now did you. lol, but thank you for givin me the credit Jack
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    did someone expect the pontif to be a web security specialist??

    wonder what the papal AV is and if he ever considered BSD. it would be funny to see the little deamon at the bottom of his page
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    Sorry I just had to post this

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    Funny cwk9

    Fortunately, up to now no-one has managed to penetrate the Pope's site thanks to a highly efficient team of specialists charged with antivirus protection who have always managed to block hackers' emails," said Archbishop Claudio Celli
    Now how did that highly efficient team of specialist charged with antivirus protection on the same time stopped hackers and emails ... that's one hell (scuze me) of a antivirus proggie
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    Or am I reading it incorectly
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    now pope may also add the following to his wordings in the prayer.....

    "May GOD protect our site from getting hacked"
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    lol, Now thats what I call Hacking for Jesus

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    I think it's both sad and funny that everyone keeps trying to hack the pope

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    I guess we will have to write a new edition to the 10 commandments...anyone got any suggestions on what they would be?

    Just a thought...
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    lol, apparently the pope has a suggestion for #11.

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