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    Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane

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    Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane


    The tiny red string on the Band-Aid wrapper never works for you.

    There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray .

    The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

    The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.

    There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.

    You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.

    There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at everything!

    You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.

    Three hours and three meetings after lunch you look in the mirror and discover a piece of parsley stuck to your front tooth.

    You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.

    You slice your tongue licking an envelope.

    Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.

    A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.

    You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.

    The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.

    A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling.

    You set the alarm on your digital clock for 7 PM instead of 7 am.

    You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.

    Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.

    You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.

    You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
    You drink from a soda can into which someone has extinguished a cigarette.
    You slice your tongue licking an envelope.
    Oh how trueee ....

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    The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.

    The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
    Lmao! The elevator one is because of me , run around pushing all the buttons and running away. Lol

    The supermarket one is mostly OLD people do that, and don't even now it.
    Am going to add one;

    1) When going to publix, supermarket, etc, why do all the old (60-100) guys have to fart when your behind them (They lost control of there @ss) then you try not to laugh but you do and the guy looks at you like your a crazy person. You just feel like going up to him and saying, MR. I think you better check your pants. Lol I find that very funny.

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    god thats funny. Everyone of them is true!! jesus.. I was reading that and all the wile thinking "I HATE THAT!" to pretty much everyone of them.
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    how many of them ring true.

    the radio at work has been doing that to me all week :-)
    I have plent of thought and talent. I just don\'t give a damn

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    Heheh those were great. I am glad some of those things didn't happen to me heheh

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