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    Here are a couple of jokes.

    An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him.

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.
    As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the driver's side.

    The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.

    Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined no matter what the body shop did to it.

    When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

    "I can not believe how materialistic you lawyers are," the cop said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

    "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

    The cop replied, "Don''t you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

    "My God!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!"

    One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?"

    Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

    God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here."

    "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him."

    God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!"

    Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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    Senior Member DeadAddict's Avatar
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    Jun 2003
    Hahaha God is really kicking himself in the @$$ now

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    May 2003
    that was a good joke. God could always send down a demolition crew to satan.

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    0_o Mastermind keezel's Avatar
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    !hank you whizkid2300!...please keep em comin' .

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    Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?
    best part of it all.....keep it up whizkid2300

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