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    The 25 Truths Of Life...


    The 25 Truths Of Life...

    1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

    2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

    3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing
    in a garage makes you a car.

    4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

    5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried

    6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

    7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

    8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

    9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

    10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

    11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

    12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so

    13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

    14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it!

    15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

    16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
    change places.

    18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

    19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
    three weeks before you need it.

    20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
    mistake when you make it again.

    22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

    23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

    24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real

    25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    Senior Member DeadAddict's Avatar
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    Haha Those were funny and almost true thanks for posting it

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    so true...thanks for sharing.
    Beware Clarity! A person talking to you in clear language is clearly using obsolete ideas.

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    LMAO! I know many of those truths from my life.

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