Just hack a bank. nah...but i've seen lots of banners saying where u can make money here and there. Go on kazaa and grab jlo or swat the fly or whatever those banners tell u to do...collect ur prize if they really give it to u...and sell it on eBay. Kinda get for free and sell. Sure to make money that way. oh...and dont hack a bank i was just kiddin.
Even if you don't know any programming languages there is a way to make money online in other fields. For example, here is my favorite website for freelancers: XPLace. There you'll be able to find a lot of job opportunities in different spheres (don't be afraid to try new things), higher hourly rates than on the majority of other job boards, and no commission fee.