July 30th, 2003, 01:18 PM
So Good Morning, I thought in my ever present need to not be bored, I will write something for all your eyes to see.
Ok here we go.
The Un-Uber, Uber
I wake up at about 5:30. Supposedly through the underground there should be a little challenge for a couple of us today. What challenge I ask myself, you know the one involving computers. Of course I think to myself, I commonly ask myself questions to make sure that I am feeling all right. So I jump on IRC and find out the War begins at about 1:00 pm. I think to myself, so everyone can wake up. So I think is it worth it. Is the Jail sentence, the long hours, the ever-constant reading, the enclosed life? Is it worth all worth it, what do I actually get from it. By now I am actually asking myself what I am talking about, so I finally say it. THE HACK. It is the simple opportunity to make some of the greatest (and at the times dumbest) minds feel stupid. To prove that in this war I am the general and I am the one with the power. I am no terrorist, I am a Hero this is what I tell myself. But why? Why is it that I ended up with a PC instead of a Gun or Basketball? I donít know I can recall the first time I was about 10 and I was at home on my Pc and I saw this little hidden program. I didnít know why, but I was attracted to this program I wanted to know how it worked what it was. So after about 2 and half years I found out. It was a Trojan. I donít quite know how it got there but the guy that put it there didnít like me for long. I used his own script to get access to his computer. Those bankcard numbers on his Pc were kind of useful. I posted them to website he wasnít happy. So we called a truce.
So at about 10:30 I decide that for the challenge I will write a Script. I write myself a quick script that will send a keylogger to all people that are in the site. That could be useful, I think to myself. So after a while I go back on to IRC and some Script is running his mouth about how much of a Uber he is, I think I need a little warm up. So I get a direct connection to him and we talk for a while and then he Pings me. PING PING PING how dare he be some lame as to PING me for his hack. I was so pissed. I sent the little dildo a Virus, but not just any Virus this one is a little special every time you Ping you delete a Area of your registry or Rm -rf. The part that made me madest about this entire thing was that the little girl was running Windows ME. I canít believe it, what was that someone just got Root access on my Box. **** what is going on I get ready to unhook for the Net and start searching. What the there is a Trojan 12345 on my system. **** I guess that little girl with ME was actu **** my own virus just hit me how the ****. I donít understand what happended. Who is Ubner15? I am getting killed what just happened to me. My Mandrake box is going down. ****. What is going on?
In our next issue will the Uber Hax0r get help? Will he get brought to his knees by Ubner15?
Ok I know it was short just wanted to see if people liked it if you guys like it let me know and I will finish but if not I will keep the other half on my Pc. I guess we will see.
July 30th, 2003, 02:05 PM
Heheh this really cracked me up
great story by the way it is just what I needed in the morning a good laugh
I sent the little dildo a Virus, but not just any Virus this one is a little special every time you Ping you delete a Area of your registry or Rm -rf. The part that made me madest about this entire thing was that the little girl was running Windows ME.
July 30th, 2003, 04:05 PM
Ok I have a problem, I need to know if you guys like this Dead liked it but I need more then one opinion. Say if you think it blows I need to know so I can revise and re-write or delete all together.
July 30th, 2003, 05:03 PM
Sweet.. coming along very nicely whizkid2300. I say finish it up, let us see how it ends. To me, so far so good.
That was a nice story to start up my day. Waiting for the rest.
- The mind is too beautiful to waste...
July 30th, 2003, 06:34 PM
yeah wasnt too bad ...i want to see the ending ...
July 31st, 2003, 02:48 AM
A couple people said that they liked the first part so here is the second part.
So our Hero calls a friend Tommy33 and tells Tommy whatís going on. Tommy asks him what site was it that he posted that Keylogger to. Well I posted it to some lame white Hat site. Which one says Tommy. I think www.hackerslab.net or something like that. Tommy is quite for a second you got to be kidding me. No I did a query on hacking in google and that is what I got. Tommy says do you know who Ubner is who that site be longs to? No not really says Jizz
The dude is really Uber; I mean the dude gives lectures at Defcon type Uber. Tommy hears our Hero scream ****.
So what do I do? You better jump on IRC and try to see if you can talk to him, and get him to stop. I mean come on man you donít just randomly hack sites you plan the **** man. Youíre a friggin Idiot I should have never taught you anything when you were 10. **** man what Trojan do you have on your computer. Says Tommy Iím not sure Iím not that good a Trojans I just know the programming you taught me. Maybe I should call the cops. Are you ****ing Stupid? You planted A LOGGER ON A WEBSITE you ****ing ****. I mean come on. This guy is so good that by the time the cops got involved he trace would be gone. Man I am going to slap the crap out of you. Iíll be over in a little bit. **** go to the store buy some Beer, Jack, Red Bull and some chips we are going to need all of it. Oh man you screwed up. And for godís sake do not touch Ping donít Ping ANYONE.
So about an hour later Tommy33 arrives.
Have you got in contact with him. No, no I havenít. Alright give me a try I will log on and use my account I brought my Laptop. I hope he is in a good mode. So Tommy goes into IRC and after an hour he reaches Ubner.
Ubner: Whatís up Tommy how you been?
Tommy: Iím fine, I need a favor?
Ubner: Whatís up what do you need?
Tommy: I need you to Uninstall the Trojan from my friends Pc and send us the Source Code to that Virus. You changed it. I know heís an idiot. But he doesnít know much yet and didnít know who you were.
Ubner: Quiet for awhile Alright under three conditions. First he say sorry, Second he stop using Sub7. Third he learn how to hack if he is going to try all the code that he used is old code that is kinda pathetic. The dude needs to learn what he is doing. Heís lucky he caught me on a good day. Hey Tommy let me talk to him.
Ubner: Hey Little Girl, why you try to hack my site. Huh. I want to know why?
Do you think that you 33107 or something do you thin that you know something. Huh want me show you just how little you know? I donít get it you got Tommy as a friend that guy is Good damn good what did you even learn how to program, or did you just copy and paste that script? Oh man so letís see what is your punishment? Ok I got a punishment for you I recorded you IP you donít know how to do basic programming in about a month, you see just how much I can bring you to your knees. Now I am going to leave the Virus. But I will give you the Source. But Tommy canít help you. You need to learn what your tools do! Now I will talk to you in about a Month until then. Happy learning.
Thanks To Slap> Man that hurt.
Tommy: you idiot, learn what your using and what your using it against. Stop using Sub7. Iím keeping the Jack and the Redbull.
So about 30 minutes later Tommy is gone.
Jizz starts up his Pc and his screen saver is different it is words. So Jizz reads:
Hey thought I would just remind you, that I will be watching no more Hacking unless you write the script! Oh and yeah you still canít ping so you better learn something else or another tool. If you need help Email me. Tommy has my Email. Oh and get rid of some of that porn. Man you donít need 5gigs of porn that is just to much man.
So Jizz sits there for awhile and thinks hum. He will never know if I donít learn to Program. So screw them, they can kiss my a.. Iím Uber.
So what will happen to our Hero?
Will Ubner find out that he didnít learn to program?
Most importantly will Tommy beat the crap out of Jizz?
Will Jizz cut his porn collection?
Alright there is the other end let me know what you think.
July 31st, 2003, 03:09 AM
do you think that you are 31337*** or just 1337 ...not bad not bad ... next time little more action .... *curious how it will continue ...one tip post the next section in about two days or so ...gets you some time to think over the next part and rewrite something .... by the way we dont want to hear the beginnig and ending in one day ....
Do you think that you 33107
July 31st, 2003, 04:01 PM
Ok I need a little help, Right now I don't know if I should write another one. I have gotten a few people to say that they like it but overall I have not heard anything. Now as a reference I am going to have the next one have more action, and a better story. But come on let me know what you think. If you think it is a piece of Sh.. let me know. I want to get some inside on this.
July 31st, 2003, 04:50 PM
hehehehe..... *Falls on the desk laughing* Well put together. I like it. One thing though I would have to agree with MemorY put a little more action in there next time.
However, great job. I will be waiting for the next one.
next time little more action ....
- The mind is too beautiful to waste...
July 31st, 2003, 05:23 PM
Keep writing them as long as you can. They are quite enjoyable. This story definatly made my morning a little bit better, making me laugh more then a few times!
Keep it up!