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    Alcohol Warning Labels

    Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
    manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning
    labels be placed on all containers:

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
    happened to your bra.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
    when you are not.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
    retard.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over
    and over again that you love them.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
    are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
    converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
    Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to rollover in the
    morning and see something really scary.

    WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
    rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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    Ha ha I am guilty of some of those things. at least that is what some of my friends have told me has anyone else done any of these things or know someone who has ?

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