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    AO's Fluffy Bunny cdkj's Avatar
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    Home Remedies


    Home Remedies

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
    of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost
    instantly removed.

    2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
    someone else to hold them while you chop away.

    3. Avoid arguments with the missus about lifting the toilet seat by
    simply peeing in the sink.

    4. High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
    while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
    from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button.

    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
    will be afraid to cough.

    7. Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will
    forget about the tooth ache.

    Sometimes we Just Need to Remember What The Rules of Life Really

    You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duc Tape. If it doesn't move and
    it should, use WD-40 If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape.

    The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are
    "I apologize" and "You are right."

    Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Never pass up an opportunity to potty.

    If You Woke up Breathing, Congratulations! You have another chance!

    Be Really Good To Your Family and Friends. You never know when you
    are going to need them to empty your bedpan!

    "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a jar
    of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
    I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

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    "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...It's more like a jar
    of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."
    So true so true.

    #!/usr/local/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-in-3-lines-PERL
    ($k,$n)=@ARGV;$m=unpack(H.$w,$m.\"\\0\"x$w),$_=`echo \"16do$w 2+4Oi0$d*-^1[d2%
    Sa2/d0<X+d*La1=z\\U$n%0]SX$k\"[$m*]\\EszlXx++p|dc`,s/^.|\\W//g,print pack(\'H*\'
    ,$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length($n||die\"$0 [-d] k n\\n\")&~1)/2)

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    Senior Member DeadAddict's Avatar
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    Jun 2003
    That is so true great post cdkj and thanks for the laughs

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    thanks for making me happy for wile

  5. #5
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    Dec 2003
    you want me to end up in the hospital
    funny remedies though
    The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.


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