I started laughing uncontrollably right about here:
11. Reboot repeatedly as required.
and then fell out of my chair when I read:
12. Boot screen. Choose between "Windows XP Professional" and "Windows XP Professional". Brilliant. Pick one. The wrong one. Boot into ****ed Windows XP install. Hard reboot. Pick the right one. Make mental note to hack boot.ini later.
OMG...the whole thing just gets funnier as I go on! Thanks a million for posting this site!
12. Boot screen. Choose between "Windows XP Professional" and "Windows XP Professional". Brilliant. Pick one. The wrong one. Boot into ****ed Windows XP install. Hard reboot. Pick the right one. Make mental note to hack boot.ini later.
I had to google 'jfgi' to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.