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    "Ridge Hall computer assistance; may I help you?"
    - "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
    - "What sort of trouble?"
    - "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
    - "Went away?"
    - "They disappeared."
    - "Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
    - "Nothing."
    - "Nothing?"
    - "It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
    - "Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?"
    - "How do I tell?"
    - "Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
    - "What's a sea-prompt?"
    - "Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?"
    - "There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type."
    - "Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
    - "What's a monitor?
    - "It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
    - "I don't know."
    - "Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
    - "Yes, I think so."
    - "Great! Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
    - "Yes, it is."
    - "When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
    - "No."
    - "Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
    - "Okay, here it is."
    - "Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
    - "I can't reach."
    - "Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
    - "No."
    - "Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
    - "Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle - it's because it's dark."
    - "Dark?"
    - "Yes -the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
    - "Well, turn on the office light then."
    - "I can't."
    - "No? Why not?"
    - "Because there's a power failure."
    - "A power... A power failure? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
    - "Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
    - "Good! Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
    - "Really? Is it that bad?"
    - "Yes, I'm afraid it is."
    - "Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
    - "Tell them you're too ****ing stupid to own a computer."

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    Hehe I got a chuckle out of that thanks for posting it

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    Not a bad joke, made me laugh. The sad part is i actually know people like that

    Not a bad joke, made me laugh. The sad part is i actually know people like that

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    Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
    - "What's a sea-prompt?"
    That part really got me laughing great joke whiz

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