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    This is good!

    User: "Hey, can you help me? My program doesn't work."
    Consultant: "What is the problem? Are you using Turbo Pascal?"
    User: "Yes, the program just blocks the machine."
    Consultant: "Well, does it compile?"
    User: "I don't know -- it just doesn't run. You see? There's the EXE file. If you run it, it blocks the machine."
    Consultant: "And where is your source, the PAS file??"
    User: "I wrote it and renamed it to EXE so it could run."

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    lol, yeah i like that one the most

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    hahhahahahhaha ...but shouldnt this be in the Humor Forum .... tx for the laughs

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    I personally love this one...

    Colleague: "Hey! I hate these Microsoft guys! What a rotten compiler! It only accepts 16,384 local variables in a function!"
    I haven't seen my students do that exactly, but they've come pretty damn close...

    AJ

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    lol some people are really domb...


    Nightfalls_Girl

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    HAHAHA... Hold on not funny as you can tell I didn't understand that. I don't know a lick of programming although I wish I did. I better get studying then cus I want to laugh too.

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    The Bastard Operator From Hell -stories are also hilarious.

    "What can I do for you?" I ask pleasantly - (one of the key warning signs)
    "Um, I want to know if we have a particular software package.."
    "Which package is that?"
    "Uh, B-A-S-I-C it's called."

    >clickety clickety d-e-l b-a-s-i-c.e-x-e<
    "Um no, we don't have that. We used to though.."
    Q: Why do computer scientists confuse Christmas and Halloween?
    A: Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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    A great find... Unfortunately, I have a sneaky feeling that some of my old code is going to end up there one of these days... lol

    alpha

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