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    The World Is Nuts!!!

    This was cut and pasted from an email. im pritty shoure it has not been poste b4 tho i cold eb wrong..

    Wasnt shoure if shoud hide it so i hid it..



    >
    >Proof that the world is nuts...
    >
    >In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    >animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
    >punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
    >
    >In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but
    is
    >prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
    may
    >only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different
    reversed?)
    >
    >Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This only
    >applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
    >with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
    >
    >The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse
    >than going blind!")
    >
    >There are men in Guam who's full time job is to travel the countryside
    and
    >deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
    for
    >the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
    for
    >virgins to marry.
    >(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
    >world that even comes close to this?)
    >
    >In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
    adulterous
    >husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
    on
    >the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
    >
    >Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
    tropical
    >fish stores. (But of course!)
    >
    >In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
    >first time this happens, her mother must be in the
    >room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)
    >
    >In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
    woman
    >and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough
    >problem that they had to pass this law?)
    >
    >In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
    one
    >exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
    "in
    >places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the
    >premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
    >
    >Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
    (Is
    >that why Flipper was always smiling?)
    >
    >The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmm... I won't touch
    >THAT one!)
    >
    >An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like
    that.)
    >
    >Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)
    >
    >And, the best for last...
    >
    >Turtles can breathe through their ass. (No comment)
    >


    Nightfalls_Girl

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    hahah funny stuff! It may sound funny, but then to people in other countrys maybe the stuff we do is strange. Hehe, respect the difrences thats all I gotta say......that and I HAVE to move to GUAM! SIGN ME UP!
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    LOL yah i know.. I do respect it I just thougt that it was kinda funny.. I dont no how i would go with my MOTHER watching me have sex let alone having it for the first time...

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    Wouldn't want any of that there homosexual beastiality either.
    ddddc

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    I gotta say I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard.that is a great find Nightfalls
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    lovley...

    i do hope you cleaned up after your self...


    Nightfalls_Girl

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