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    Nerdy Pickup lines.

    Alright so I've been bored today and I've been trying to compile a list of nerdy pickup lines for use in bars/pubs/clubs/on the street whare ever. I have yet to know if any of these work so feel free to use them or a female opinion on this one. All of these came out of my own little brain so they might be a little week and or horrable, but hey whatcha gunna do. Also I am a product of my environment so if youve herd something thats almost the same *shrug*

    baby, ive scanned your ports and found a file system i want to mount
    id like to decompile your code to find some holes.
    id root your box
    id like to bruteforce my way into your back door
    id like to double click your mouse
    id like to jack your port
    id like to test your input/output divice
    id like to be the first program that makes you scream hello world.
    id like to devolp your opensource
    id like to sniff your packets
    want to scan me for viruses?
    want to scan me for worms?
    id like to turn your box into a hunny pot


    Feel free to add your own! hopefully with this youll land some wounderfull girl who will gladly take on your ass in a game of CS wile you patch your server. enjoy
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    ur a twisted indervidul arnt you r3fus3d!!!


    Nightfalls_Girl

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    Now if only we could find out if anyone would actually use one of those. LOL

    PeacE
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    actually i would use some of those as fun ...

    id like to be the first program that makes you scream hello world. """hillarious ROFL"""

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    id like to bruteforce my way into your back door
    This one will not only fail but could lead to charges being filed against you.

    but wait....

    id like to turn your box into a hunny pot
    This one has potential.....

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    yah and get a few slaped faces while your at it...
    OHHH WELLL what ever does it for you..

    Nightfalls_Girl

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    everyones a critic
    The internet, not just for stalkers and pervs, but for computer geeks too!

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    quote:
    id like to bruteforce my way into your back door

    Be carefull Kobie Bryant tried this and look what it got him.

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    hey, leave kobe out of this , funny stuff man lol
    Support your right to arm bears.


    ^^This was the first video game which i played on an old win3.1 box

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