September 12th, 2003, 03:22 AM
"April, who created the universe?" the teacher asked. When April didn't stir, little Johnny, sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April
"Very good," said the teacher, and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our lord and SAviour?"
April didn't stir from her slumber so Johnny came to the rescue and *****ed her again.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted April and went back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that thing in me one more time I"LL KILL YOU!"
September 12th, 2003, 12:29 PM
that was funny...
September 15th, 2003, 02:57 AM
Ok.....so you're posting each joke you find in it's own individual thread? Yours are funny though, so it's cool but I'd like a link to wherever you're finding these if you can provide one. Btw, this one is friggin hillarious and I just forwarded it to my friends so thanks.
September 15th, 2003, 07:08 AM
i ain't getting them from a site.
I am getting them from friends, as my best mate is a stand up comedian.....
But believe me there are hundreds more were these are coming from.
September 16th, 2003, 04:09 AM
Dude, you should make a site and then just list 'em all, because that would make an excellent site and it'd be easier to read all of them instead of making sure to read every single one of your posts. Even if it was a really simple HTML site, it'd be worth checking often just because of the content. Good stuff.....
September 16th, 2003, 06:00 AM
Yeah it would! I would love to check a site with some more like these out!
#!/usr/local/bin/perl -s-- -export-a-crypto-system-sig -RSA-in-3-lines-PERL
($k,$n)=@ARGV;$m=unpack(H.$w,$m.\"\\0\"x$w),$_=`echo \"16do$w 2+4Oi0$d*-^1[d2%
,$_)while read(STDIN,$m,($w=2*$d-1+length($n||die\"$0 [-d] k n\\n\")&~1)/2)
September 17th, 2003, 07:07 AM
Yeah i agree, You gotta make a site, it would be awesome, and secondly were are you pullin them from?
Anyhow keep 'em comin and cheers