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Thread: Your'e A Street Machiner When:

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2003

    Your'e A Street Machiner When:

    **The emissions test guys start laughing as soon as you pull into the bay
    **You can't drive your car in the rain
    **Your missus is afraid to drive your car
    **You are afraid to drive your car
    **Your missus won't even ride in the car
    **You spend more on tyres than on food
    **Your council decides not to re-pave your street with that new rubberised ashphalt because you've already "done such a good job of it"
    **You spend more on car insurance than on house payments
    **Your insurance company has to create a whole new actuarial table to cover you and your vehicle
    **You have never argued with your wife over making the mortgage payment or buying that new set of headers while they're still on sale
    **You see a picture of your car taped to the bulletin board at your local police station
    **Your local council has passed an ordinance making it illegal for you to even enter a school zone unless you are on foot
    **Traffic advisories are issued whenever your car is spotted during peak hour
    **Your mechanic names the new wing of his shop after you
    **You have speed shops on your telephone speed-dial
    **You're tempted to wear your fire suit just to drive to work
    **You refer to the intersection at the end of your streets as Turn 1
    **You get pulled over doing 120 in a 60 but the cops will let you go if they can look under the bonnet
    **News footage of cops chasing you is used as a training video for the highway patrol
    **Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car
    **You need parachute braking
    **There is no possible way to "sneak out" of your neighbourhood at 6am
    **Your pets scramble for their hiding spots as soon as the garage door is opened
    **You wear earplugs in your car
    **You find out that stock side mirror's don't hold up at speeds exceeding 240km/h
    **Your exhaust pipes are a larger diameter than your driveline
    **Your fuel pump cam be used to water a golf course
    **Your engine idles at 2800rpm
    **You don't know 20L/100km is appaling fuel economy; in fact, you aspire to it
    **The local airport complains about the noise coming from your garage on Saturdays
    **The fire brigade has showed up at your house because alarmed neighbours reported smoke billowing from you garage
    **You believe ABS and traction control only take the fun out of driving.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    oh well im not one yet...
    *shakes head in dissapointment*


  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    not bad I got a laugh out of it
    That which is eternal cannot die.

  4. #4
    Right turn Clyde Nokia's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2003
    Button Moon
    Quite funny! Cheers.
    Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system.


  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Gave me a laugh Thanks!

  6. #6
    Junior Member
    Join Date
    Sep 2003
    Eye, not to bad thanks

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