September 12th, 2003, 03:44 AM
On That Note:
A FIREFIGHTER sees a little boy in a little red wagon with ladders hung of the side and a garden house tightly coiled in the middle.
The boy's wearing a fireman's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and cat.
"That sure is a nice fire engine." the fireman says. Then he notices that the boy has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and the cat's testicles.
"I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine,"
the fireman says,
"but if you were to tie the rope around the cat's collar, i think you would go faster."
"You're probably right," says the boy,
"But then i wouldn't have a siren."
September 12th, 2003, 12:34 PM
THAT POOR KITTY....